Pappu Ke Pados Wali At Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Aur Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Pappu: At Main Sintist Hu At: Are Wah Kya Banate Ho Tum? Pappu: Baithebathe Aison Ko Karban Dioxide Men Badalata Hu
Damad Ek Din Chidhkar Apni Saas Ko Fon Lagata Hai Damad: Aapki Ladki Men Hazaron Kamiyan Hain Saas: Ha Beta Yah Sab Jaante Hain Isliye To Use Dhang Ka Ladka Nahin Mila
School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? . . . . Cute Answer.... Kid: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
Sasur To Damad: Beta Kal Tumhare Saale Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Jana Hai, Tum Kal Aajao! Damad To Sasur: Sasur Ji, Aap Apne Hisab Se Dekh Lo... Yahan To Mera Khud Ka Decision Galat Hua Pada Hai!
Mom: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain. Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain. Son: Mom Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai. Mom: Fite Munh!